Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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