: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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