his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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