Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Your dad touched me again.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off