Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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