I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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