You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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