I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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