I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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