oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize