oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Everything about him screamed your future.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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