He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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