No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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