Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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