So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i will never coherently bang her
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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