Nicole vs. Life
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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