Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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