I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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