how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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