I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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