Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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