So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
