ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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