Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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