i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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