Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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