I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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