That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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