I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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