I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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