brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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