your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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