Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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