it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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