Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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