Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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