Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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