i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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