I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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