i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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