Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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