I am in a vortex of obligation.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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