kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
