I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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