it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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