It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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