She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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