If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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