I just cut my nipple shaving
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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