I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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