you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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