vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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