I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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