he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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