can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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