Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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